THE BOARDROOM · SEASON 01
THE COMMUNITY DECIDES
WHO LAUNCHES
WHO LAUNCHES
8 projects pitch. You vote. One launches.
THE BOARDROOM
12,481 SEATED
12,481 SEATED
The community picks the next crypto project to get a real token launch — no gatekeepers, no leaderboard to game, no ticker to front-run.
01 · CLOCK IN
Punch into a room. Your wallet gets one ballot, and one only.
02 · WATCH BOTH
Two pitches, head to head. Skip either one and the ballot stays locked.
03 · SEAL IT
Clock out with your vote. Results stay sealed until the round closes.
QUARTERFINAL CLOSES IN
0d 00:00:00
9,204 ballots sealed · no running totals
CLOCK IN TO ROOM 01 TO VOTE →Takes about 6 minutes · two pitches, one ballot
VOTING · ALWAYS FREE
One eligible wallet, one vote — eligible meaning a wallet with prior Robinhood Chain activity or any StonkBroker NFT. Holding more $STONKBROKER, more NFTs or a higher tier does not buy influence.
BACKING · OPTIONAL
After you vote, you can escrow $STONKBROKER on a project. If it wins and launches, you claim its token. Otherwise you reclaim everything.
THE FLOOR
0x8f2…c41 clocked in to ROOM 01 ·🔥 44 VAULTMOUSE · "How aggressive are the nag notifications — can…" ·1,204 ballots sealed in ROOM 01 ·🔥 38 LEDGERBOY · "What happens to receipts if a wallet gets rota…" ·the room started chanting again ·🔥 21 LEDGERBOY · "Is the fee-share retroactive for testnet users…" ·0x4b1…9de clocked out of ROOM 04 ·🔥 16 VAULTMOUSE · "What happens to a vault if the staking-gate co…" ·integrity check queued ·
0x8f2…c41 clocked in to ROOM 01 ·🔥 44 VAULTMOUSE · "How aggressive are the nag notifications — can…" ·1,204 ballots sealed in ROOM 01 ·🔥 38 LEDGERBOY · "What happens to receipts if a wallet gets rota…" ·the room started chanting again ·🔥 21 LEDGERBOY · "Is the fee-share retroactive for testnet users…" ·0x4b1…9de clocked out of ROOM 04 ·🔥 16 VAULTMOUSE · "What happens to a vault if the staking-gate co…" ·integrity check queued ·
QUARTERFINALS
Clock in, watch, vote. No gatekeepers.
ROUND VOTING ENDS IN
0d 00:00:00
YOUR ROUND
0 of 4 rooms votedVOTE IN EVERY ROOM TO COMPLETE THE ROUND
01OPEN NOW · CLOSES IN 0d 00:00:00
LEDGERBOY
Onchain receipts for people who lose them
VAULTMOUSE
A savings vault that nags you like a broker
CLOCK IN TO VOTE✓
BALLOT UNLOCKS AFTER BOTH PITCHES
0 OF 2 WATCHED
PITCH A0%
PITCH B0%
01
LEDGERBOY
Onchain receipts for people who lose them
VAULTMOUSE
A savings vault that nags you like a broker
OPEN NOW · CLOSES IN 0d 00:00:00
CLOCK IN TO VOTE✓
BALLOT UNLOCKS AFTER BOTH PITCHES
0 OF 2 WATCHED
PITCH A0%
PITCH B0%
02OPEN NOW · CLOSES IN 0d 00:00:00
PAPERHANDS ANONYMOUS
A commitment device for the weak-willed
TICKERTAPE
Read the tape. Out loud. In your feed.
CLOCK IN TO VOTE✓
BALLOT UNLOCKS AFTER BOTH PITCHES
0 OF 2 WATCHED
PITCH A0%
PITCH B0%
02
PAPERHANDS ANONYMOUS
A commitment device for the weak-willed
TICKERTAPE
Read the tape. Out loud. In your feed.
OPEN NOW · CLOSES IN 0d 00:00:00
CLOCK IN TO VOTE✓
BALLOT UNLOCKS AFTER BOTH PITCHES
0 OF 2 WATCHED
PITCH A0%
PITCH B0%
03OPEN NOW · CLOSES IN 0d 00:00:00
DIVIDEND DINER
Yield you can order off a menu
MARGIN CALL FM
Onchain radio for liquidation season
CLOCK IN TO VOTE✓
BALLOT UNLOCKS AFTER BOTH PITCHES
0 OF 2 WATCHED
PITCH A0%
PITCH B0%
03
DIVIDEND DINER
Yield you can order off a menu
MARGIN CALL FM
Onchain radio for liquidation season
OPEN NOW · CLOSES IN 0d 00:00:00
CLOCK IN TO VOTE✓
BALLOT UNLOCKS AFTER BOTH PITCHES
0 OF 2 WATCHED
PITCH A0%
PITCH B0%
04OPEN NOW · CLOSES IN 0d 00:00:00
THE FILING CABINET
Boring, audited, permanent storage
SEVEN FIGURE SODA
A drink brand that settles onchain
CLOCK IN TO VOTE✓
BALLOT UNLOCKS AFTER BOTH PITCHES
0 OF 2 WATCHED
PITCH A0%
PITCH B0%
04
THE FILING CABINET
Boring, audited, permanent storage
SEVEN FIGURE SODA
A drink brand that settles onchain
OPEN NOW · CLOSES IN 0d 00:00:00
CLOCK IN TO VOTE✓
BALLOT UNLOCKS AFTER BOTH PITCHES
0 OF 2 WATCHED
PITCH A0%
PITCH B0%
ROUND OF 16 · CLOSED JUL 5
COLD STORAGE CLUBGAS FEE THERAPYTHE SLOW BIDRUGPROOFLIQUIDITY LAUNDROMATNOTARY NIGHTBAGHOLDER BINGOSETTLEMENT DINER
8 eliminated · 24,118 ballots sealed
THE ROAD TO LAUNCH
QUARTERFINAL · LIVE
SEMIFINAL · TBD
FINAL · TBD
SEMIFINAL · TBD
QUARTERFINAL · LIVE
WINNER · ROOM 01
WINNER · ROOM 02
🏆
THE FEATURED LAUNCH
FINALIST
VS
FINALIST
Automatic V3 liquidity · fee split · staking vault · featured token launch
ONE WINNER · ONE LAUNCH
WINNER · ROOM 03
WINNER · ROOM 04
SEMIFINAL · SET AFTER QUARTERFINAL RESULTS
🏆
THE FEATURED LAUNCH
Automatic V3 liquidity · fee split · staking vault · featured token launch
NOTICE
No project in The Boardroom has a token, and no contract addresses exist for them during the tournament. Any address claiming otherwise is fake. Voting is free and equal — $STONKBROKER holdings never add voting power. Backing is a separate, optional escrow: it moves no votes, and it is fully reclaimable unless the project wins and completes its launch.
FROM THE FLOORwhat the crowd's saying — tap a card for the projectVIEW ALL →
MARGIN CALL FM
"margin call fm playing liquidation sirens as a jingle is unhinged and I love it"
♥ 45
VAULTMOUSE
"sasha answering her own DMs at 2am is a good sign"
♥ 41
VAULTMOUSE
"vaultmouse nagged me into not selling my bag last week, unreal"
♥ 34
DIVIDEND DINER
"dividend diner's liquidation menu bit is funnier than it has any right to be"
♥ 31